Why was there an exhibition of home made chicken dishes at the museum?
Because ‘Ghar ke murgi Dali barabar’.
Why did Voldemort throw a chicken at Harry?
Because ‘Ghar ke murgi Duel barabar’.
Why did the sardar insist on dancing while eating?
Because ‘Ghar ki murgi dhol barabar’.
Why did Steve Jobs turn vegetarian?
Because ‘Ghar ki murgi Dell barabar’.
Why did Chip love home made chicken?
Because ‘Ghar ke murgi Dale barabar’.
Why was Mattel’s Oreo Barbie branded racist?
Because ‘Doll mein kuch kaala hai’.
Ok, bye.
(Inspired by discussion with @Crucifire on Twitter)
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